Eight Is Not Enough

The Clown spoke:

“First of all, I must tell you that I am not MFOYA. I am only one part of the MFOYA process. There are others; we have pooled our talents to spread MFOYA’s word. We were nomads, I guess you’d say. We really didn’t have a home. We’d go from site to site, but unfortunately, our intelligence and wit was just not understood, and we’d be told to leave. Kinda like Jesus, ya know?”

The MFOYA clown took another swig, and continued to speak.

“Finally, we thought we had found a home, with others of like mind. We settled in, and were comfortable for awhile. We made fun of the giraffe and traded information that we thought proved there was no relationship. We went back to the B Board, causing chaos whenever we could, and ridiculing the stupid people there. Then one day, it came crashing down. Pictures emerged that people said showed there was a true relationship. Our whole premise was destroyed. People began doubting other people, some people wanted to admit defeat. We couldn’t have that!”

MFOYA clown was silent for a minute. I could hear the swoosh of the raw sewage passing through the tunnel behind me. I took the time to look around me, and through the darkness I could see different pairs of eyes looking at me. There wasn’t enough light to discern anything else.

MFOYA clown spoke again.

“In secret talks, some of us decided that the board had become too populated by those who weren’t enlightened enough to understand what had to be done. So we did what needed to be done, we splintered off and shut it down. It was time to go public with what we knew, to spread the MFOYA word to the world. There was dishonesty happening all around them, and they needed to know the truth. We took some of the things that were on the old board, and started over. That was the birth of MFOYA.”

“We began slowly, making fun of posters on other sites, and ridiculing HER. It wasn’t working, we weren’t getting enough attention. A few people didn’t like what we were saying, but we needed many more people to listen to us. So that’s when we began the photochopping and comparisons. We needed people to be shocked, we needed them to look at us and listen to us. So, we had to go to the extreme. We started writing comments ourselves, to help create the buzz. It was working, people were looking.”

“However, once again we were at a crossroads. It wasn’t enough that his fans were watching us, we needed more. We needed his attention, we needed the world’s attention. We began to contact news agencies, trying to get our word out there. We phoned, we emailed, we wrote letters. Noone seemed to be interested. So we created even more pictures and more comments. Finally it happened, we had someone interested in talking to us.”

“We anticipated the moment, we were going to have MFOYA splashed in headlines across the nation! Our Time Had Come! Then the fools at Radar published that article, ridiculing US instead of focusing on the real issue. Stupid fools, even they could not see the truth. That’s all we want…is the truth”

MFOYA clown looked exhausted from it’s oration, and I thought I saw a tear start falling down it’s cheek.


“But, MFOYA, what is the truth”, I asked.

To Be Continued


January 23, 2008. Tags: . Uncategorized.


  1. MFOYASUCKS replied:

    I hate cliffhangers, damnit! πŸ˜‰

  2. makingfunofyourasses replied:

    I’m sorry, sucks. Remember, though, good things do come to those who wait. πŸ™‚

  3. celebrityblondebabe replied:

    Does the clown ever loose the makeup? Is there a reveal?

  4. hicksfan7 replied:

    that clown is WAY too sweet-looking to be the MF’r – UNLESS…maybe… that is full-torso silhouette and that Red Thing is it’s fat gut hanging out!?!

    (Can’t wait to hear “the Truth”…) hahhahaha

  5. Jeanni replied:

    I look forward to the next chapter..Bravo to you –

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