10 Things To Do When You’re Bored.

1. Knit a sweater with your belly button lint.
2. Go to a dog park with a pocket full of milk-bones.
3. See if diamonds really do cut glass. Experiment on your neighbor’s windows.
4. Call your local zoo and ask for Mr. Lyons.
5. Pretend to have a split personality, and have an argument with yourself.
6. Adopt an unusual twitch and walk around the mall.
7. Give your cat a perm.
8. Try to catch your shadow.
9. Mix all of the liquids in your refrigerator together. Drink it.
10. Rewrap all of the gifts you got for Christmas. Open them. Act surprised.

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July 30, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 24 comments.

Dr. Livingston, I Presume?

It has taken me months, but I’ve finally been discovered! At last, somebody at Orphans has noticed me enough to write a comment about me. For my regular readers, you know the drill. I’m the italics.

Making Fun of Your Asses is another crazies blog. (Yeah, I’ve finally been noticed by the Orphans. I feel special now). They (there’s no they, there’s me) are obsessed with MFOYA and now MFOYA Orphans. They spent months (actually less than one month, but accuracy is over-rated, don’t you think) writing fictional stories about MFOYA. (Why did it take you so long to find my story? Are you related to gecko by chance) But they ( dammit, it’s just me. I want the full credit.) want everyone to know they are a sane person. It’s on their about page. (It’s gotta be true, because it’s on the internet, and I have a certificiate!) They don’t hang out on fan boards. They should be friends with Morph (Holy Mother of God, now THAT is funny) because Morph does not hang out on fan boards either. (Morph can’t. Morph is too busy. )Lots in common. (Not really, I don’t perv.)

Making Fun of Your Asses goes by the name “Asses.” They (!!!!!) are bookends with Taylor Hicks Girlfriend. (Actually, I like chill, a lot. But we’re very different. Maybe you should spend more time reading my blog) The 5 posters from Taylor Hicks Girlfriend are the people that post on Asses blog.They use the Girlfriend site to fawn over Taylor and talk about his superstar status and use Asses blog to bash Taylor’s not real fans. One blog is not enough. They need two blogs. (HAHAHA. That’s right. First, it was 15minutes that was my Siamese twin, now it’s chill! How many people are sharing my body?)

The people that are allowed to post on Asses blog are those who think everything Asses says is hilarious. (Actually, anybody can post. You just need to say something more than “Asses, I hope you die and rot in hell. Pretty much anything resembling a point being made is welcome) Realise, if you disagree with Asses you get pounced on by the crazies. They spent lots of time bashing a poster by the name of “Sunny” or “Spinshack.” This chick has the nerve to have a different opinion. (Actually, I kinda like Sunny. I’ve defended Sunny. Different opinions are good. Hate is not good)

Asses is as crazy as the crazies. (Seriously, I will show you my certificate. It’s even signed) That’s why they (there you go again with the they shit) hang with the crazies. It’s not rocket science. (It’s not even basic math) *wink*

Are they the craziest? You decide. (Did I mention that I LOVE quizzes?)

1. Who spent months writing fictional stories about MFOYA?? (Trick question!!! It wasn’t months, but I am the one who wrote the stories. Except for the people who submitted endings. One of whom was Sunny!)

2. The sisters of the GF site post on the Morph blog too?? (I don’t even understand this statement, so I can’t comment on it. Wish I could?)

3. What crazies pounce for posting an opinion on Morph’s blog? (Again, HUH?)

4. Who over here pounces on Sunny or Spin? (Triple HUH?)

5. Somebody needs to note that MFOYA and Orphans are 2 very different blogs. (Different verse, same as the first).

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So, I have a quick quiz back for you.

What blogger writes a whole blog about Bo Bice and other musicians, and the only person who shows up in the tags is Hicks? Trolling for readers, maybe?

I’m sure it was a simple oversight! LOL!

July 28, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. 33 comments.

Keeping It Fake!

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Don’t you just love it when people who you’ve never seen before, all of a sudden “pop in”.

My Mama always taught me when I meet someone for the first time, I should be on my best behavior, especially if I’ve been invited into their home.

July 24, 2008. Tags: . Uncategorized. 53 comments.

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

Who’s the Most Special Blogger of them All?

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Evidently the title is up for grabs. One blogger gets “hits” from a “special place”. Another blogger knows “things” that are “under wraps”. A third knows everyone’s identity and personal habits.

I have a confession to make. I don’t know any secrets. I don’t know who anybody is. I don’t get hits from any “special places” that I know of. (Though that one reader that keeps showing up with the maximum security prison IP does concern me.)

I knew I should have tagged his name in every post I wrote! Then maybe I could be special too.

Damn!

July 18, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. 123 comments.

My Laugh For The Day!

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BUZZZZZZZZZZ!

I’m sorry. That’s the wrong answer.

Thanks for playing. Join us again next time when we play Stump The Bloggers.

July 17, 2008. Tags: , , , . Uncategorized. 22 comments.

Rewriting History

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July 16, 2008. Uncategorized. 6 comments.

Things I Would Rather Do Tonight!

Brazilian Wax

Cover my body with honey and lay down in a bed of fire ants

Listen to “My Heart Will Go On” for 24 hours straight.

Tattoo my last name across my back.

Sit naked on a cactus

Attend a 24 hour marathon of “Howard The Duck”

Multiple Root Canals

Give birth to 15 pound baby

Stand in a lightning storm holding an umbrella

I think you get the general idea.

July 14, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. 49 comments.

Leaving On A Jet Plane!

I just love going on trips! With the big summit almost here, I’m so excited that I’ve already packed my bags. I wasn’t sure what one takes to a summit, so I’ve probably over-packed. But I’d rather be safe than sorry.

Want a peek into my suitcase?

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Am I missing anything?

July 11, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 11 comments.

Blessed Be The Peacemakers!

There comes a time
When we heed a certain call
When the fans must come together as one
There are people crying
And it’s time to put an end to strife
The greatest gift of all

We can’t go on
still hoping day by day
That Taylor, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of
Idol’s great big family
And the truth, you know love is all we need

[Chorus]
We are the fans
We are the posters
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

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Please, talk amongst yourselves.

July 10, 2008. Tags: , , , . Uncategorized. 17 comments.

Two Wrongs May Just Make A Right!

When did it all go wrong?

That site (you know which one, the one that’s not a Taylor Hicks site, but uses his name in practically every blog) asks this question.

So, I have a question to ask back. For Whom? I don’t possess superhero powers, so I can’t read his mind. I can’t look at a picture posted on the internet, and decide that he has regrets. I can’t watch a video on youtube and realize that he is unhappy. I don’t know if it’s gone wrong for him or not.

But, when did it go wrong for you? You see, unlike him, you’ve let others into your thoughts. You’ve laid it out there for all to see. Your disdain for his fanbase, your criticism of his career choices, clothing, mannerisms and a myriad of other things.

If it’s all so wrong, maybe you should find something or someone that is right for you.

I have a suggestion. I’m sure there are many young, handsome musicians out there that could use some new management advice for their career.

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July 10, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 2 comments.

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