Leaving On A Jet Plane

See this picture? In less than 48 hours, this will be me.

In a little over 24 hours, I’m jetting away from some R&R…You all have driven me to the point that I need a break!


J/K, this has been planned for awhile. I must say I’m a little nervous leaving the playground open for you folks. Lord only knows what I might come back to find. I feel like a parent who’s leaving their children alone for the first time.

I’m afraid I might come back to either this:

or this:

Play nice children, and make Momma proud!


September 30, 2008. Tags: . Uncategorized.


  1. chill replied:

    Don’t worry, mommy, we’ll be good. *evil laugh* Just kidding. Have a great time, relax, drink a few and think of us! Don’t forget to send a postcard!

  2. tif replied:

    Have a great vacation Asses! I’ll squeeze in to a suitcase and be a really, really, good girl. Please with sugar on top! LOL, it was worth a try. πŸ˜‰

    Have fun and be safe!

  3. jerseyirish replied:

    Asses, A vacation well deserved, enjoy your time away, soak up the sun and relax. We will be waiting for your return!!!!

  4. yallarescaringme replied:

    Asses, have a great time! And Chill happy happy b-day! And to Spin too! Sorry I missed them. Better late than never! πŸ™‚

  5. Jeanni replied:

    Have a wonderful trip, relax and enjoy! As for your blog? Oh my goodness? Home alone? Wait, no house sitter? OMG!! Where are those body guards I hired anyway? Oh that’s right, all four are sitting right here, ears up, wagging their tails and looking at me, LMAO. Have a blast… girl. πŸ™‚

  6. esmarelda replied:

    Have a great time on your trip mfasses. I’d like to give you words of encouragement but I have a feeling it will me more like the second picture. I promise to be good though hehehe. Just kidding. Have fun! πŸ™‚

  7. chill replied:

    Thank you, YASM! It’s my last one. πŸ™‚

  8. Tappanga replied:

    Bring me back a snow globe!!!

  9. chill replied:


  10. makingfunofyourasses replied:

    gotcha, Tapp!

    Arrivederci, Adios, Aloha, Hasta La Vista, Ciao, Sayonara…

    Be good everybody!

  11. chill replied:

    Is she gone? 😈

  12. spinshack replied:

    Happy hula-ing or whatever you’re going to do, ‘Asses.

    Happy belated b-day Chill-ster. Just noticed yesterday you were having yours too. Sent ya a msg. on your blog but know where those go. (Toss some bread and water down from time to time.)

  13. tappanga replied:

    She’s gone.

    *passes out Jello shots and puts the lamp on my head*

  14. spinshack replied:

    oooo Chill let me through! *opening bottle of tequila, slicing the limes*

  15. chill replied:

    Hey, I like the tequila chilled! πŸ™‚

    Tappanga, let’s party! Saturday night! haha, she’ll come home to one funny blog. I can be the bartender.

  16. tappanga replied:


  17. spinshack replied:

    Well my friends, the time has come to raise the roof and have some fun. Partay, Fiesta, forever…

  18. chill replied:

    How about this for our party theme?

  19. spinshack replied:

    Sounds good Chill, let me spin some Everlast for you.

  20. chill replied:

    I got the goods. πŸ™‚

  21. tappanga replied:

    Chill? Where you be?

  22. chill replied:

    I’m here! Let’s get this party started.

  23. henry8 replied:

    I think she drank all those “goods” and forgot the way back. πŸ™‚

  24. henry8 replied:

    Oh, no I was wrong . there she be.

  25. chill replied:

    Henry, you ready to party?

  26. chill replied:

    I think Taylor’s new site is broken. Henry, did you break it?

  27. henry8 replied:

    I just saw where you said that on the blog. I must go look. I posted, they probably said “OMG, not her! Shut this effin place down. πŸ™‚

    I don’t think I’m in a real party mood, more like just leave me alone while I drink myself into another place mood.
    Like that so drunk you can’t blink, Tapp. LOL
    This has not been a upper of a week.
    going over to check the site, I best leave , I would be the depressed guy at the party. πŸ™‚

  28. henry8 replied:

    I checked, blogs working fine for me. Your computers broke. I didn’t break it.

  29. henry8 replied:

    I didn’t mean blog, I meant Taylors site.

  30. chill replied:

    Okay, henry, maybe we can have our party another night. Yeah, I think it was my computer. I had to reboot, now everything is working fine. I know you had a rough week, so I’ll cut you some slack. I’ll go have some coffee. See you soon.

    Wonder is MFOYAsses is missing us? bwahahaha

  31. chill replied:

    Wonder *if*

  32. tif replied:

    **singing** I’m tellin, I’m tellin, you guys are planning an party when Asses is away. hehe

    Hope today was better henry! πŸ™‚

  33. tappanga replied:

    I’m not still wearing this lamp shade for my health, ladies.

    And WHY THE HELL can’t Taylor’s fans just LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE when he is trying to be incognito?! Why does everything have to be a “ooooh I’m gonna tape this and be a cool soul patroler!”?!?!

  34. chill replied:

    It’s so hard not to love that we got to see him on stage, Tappanga, although I do understand what you mean. We’re just going through a bit of withdrawal, I think, but I’m feeling really guilty now though. 😦 My bad.

  35. tappanga replied:

    No, don’t feel bad. I dunno. I guess it’s just my opinion that we should give him a bit of space sometimes, and that night was one of those times. Yes, I’ve been guilty of it in the past, and when I saw the video I shot I felt bad for what I’d done, and I’ve never done it again. If it was a Taylor event, that’s one thing. When he’s there as a fan (even if he gets up and jams), it’s another.

  36. tappanga replied:

    But let me say that if she hadn’t have had the video, no one would have believed she saw him. If she told me it was raining, I’d go outside and check.

  37. yallarescaringme replied:

    The video taping makes me feel a little uncomfortable too. What I don’t get is why people talk so much crap about her for being a stalker and then they’re all kissing her butt for being a stalker?

  38. chill replied:

    haha, YASM! Uh, well said.

  39. spinshack replied:

    The video doesn’t make me uncomfortable; he was kicking it with some cool guys, hey, I enjoyed watching the fun. Regarding the gal doing the filming, if Hicks did not want it done, he’d have said so, I imagine.

    Interesting she knew he and Bill Will would be there though, right?

  40. henry8 replied:

    Yall, I don’t think everyone was kissing her butt by a long shot. Although you are right , some were.

    Nobody is going to make me feel bad about enjoying that vid. Many of us never get a chance to see Taylor in that atmosphere.

    And I agree , if he really really did not want to be taped , he or Bill would have told her to shut the damn thing off. I think he would worry more if no one wanted to tape.
    Its my opinion for whats it worth, not much probably, that he wants a little of this stuff to get out to the fans that are worried thats he forgotten how to do it.

    But yes, I do get sick of the “oh, look what I got, arent’ I cool and I have special access” crap.

  41. henry8 replied:


  42. rosie replied:

    Hey y’all, Tay gave us great news on his Bday! Tay has 2 weeks off begining Feb.9,2009 from Grease. Now we know why. He will, I sure be on the telly, promoting his new CD and hopefully singing a single from it. Hicks can keep a secret and is smart. This has obviously been well planned for quite awhile, down to the announcement date, and his over 4 weeks off time from the Grease tour. For all we know it may already be half recorded. Asses will come back from vacation to great news and a bar video. Love you guys..Keep the faith!

  43. spinshack replied:

    Great timing; Hicks opening that free forum, getting this deal out in the open. Celebrate good times. hahaha

  44. tappanga replied:

    Interesting she knew he and Bill Will would be there though, right?

    Spin, she’s there all the time. He’s known for going there late at night some nights when he’s home, but to go repeatedly and wait for him is stalking.

    haha, isn’t she the same one that criticized BK for being a stalker? haha

  45. yallarescaringme replied:

    The video that she’s following Bill around feels a little weird. Maybe it’s just me! But you all are right if they didn’t want it they could have told her to stop. Its just all the talk about her being a stalker that needs to stop if the stalkers are the ones bringing people their crack. It just seems so hypocritical to me.

  46. chill replied:

    haha, I’m glad we’re all agreeing on the subject anyway. I’m not Catholic, I can’t carry all this guilt. πŸ™‚ I went to bed last night feeling like I peeped through a keyhole.

  47. yallarescaringme replied:

    Great news that Taylor’s going to release his new album in Feb! I think he’s been working on it throughout the last year. He just has to sit in the studio and record it which shouldn’t take much time. Really excited and curious to hear the new songs. I’m betting since there’s limited funds to market it they are using Grease publicity as a way to market it. I bet that’s why he chose to do Grease. I’m not one of those that thinks he really loves doing it. I think it’s a means to an end. That makes sense to me.

    But yes, I do get sick of the β€œoh, look what I got, arent’ I cool and I have special access” crap.

    I agree this gets very tiring. A lot of people are guilty of this though. I noticed that one gal that runs that Morphan blog is so set on acting like she’s got the inside scoop. Spin, wasn’t she just some poster on MFOYA? Now she claims to have inside info like she’s the new MFOYA or something? πŸ™„

  48. jerseyirish replied:

    I think you are right that Taylor will use Grease as a means to promote the new CD. It is a win win for him and the folks of Grease. Don’t know anything about morph but have read her comment that when something comes out she will say she new long before but didn’t say anything. I don’t care for the way things are presented over there, to sit and ridicule the man is just wrong, I think todays announcement shows the man knows what he is doing as far as his career choices and how to get the most out of it.

  49. makingfunofyourasses replied:

    Oh, a new CD…that’s a nice welcome home gift.

    I’ll have to check out all this about a video later.

    I’m still cleaning up from the mess some of you partiers made.


  50. rosie replied:

    Hey I’ll settle for news or video from anyone. I did not know who Claudia/Tayfan was until about a week ago. However I do recall reading a few months ago about the big fan who moved to Bham to be closer to Tay and I assume she is the one. It seems the long time locals give him space and that is good. Have always been pleasantly surprised that past girlfriends and others have not tried to come forward with some dirt. I think it is a testimony to his character as well as that southern hospitality that he is respected in his home town.

  51. chill replied:

    MFOYAsses, you’ve got some catching up to do. It’s not been dull, for sure. Leopards changing spots seemed to be the theme of the week. πŸ™‚

  52. spinshack replied:

    YASM, you wrote, “I’m betting since there’s limited funds to market it they are using Grease publicity as a way to market it. I bet that’s why he chose to do Grease.”
    Man, that’s what I’ve thought from the get go when rumors began he may do that National Tour. I mean, it’s really quite perfect.

    Yes, YASM, Morph was a MFOYA regular.

    Yay, ‘Asses is home! It’s been quite a week, hope you had fun. We were going to clean up but weren’t sure when to anticipate your return. ooops. ha.

    Chill regarding spots, this one of my favorite childrens’ story I read to my kids. Its about this leopard who wanted to be in the Zoo, spent time changing the colors of his spots, titled Put Me In The Zoo. Apt correlation perhaps. hahaha

  53. chill replied:

    haha, spin, maybe it is appropriate! I’ll have to pick that book up for my niece. I’ll let you know how she likes it.

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