I’m Baaaaack!
I know…it’s been awhile since I’ve been here…actually more than a year. Life has been busy, life has been great. Amazing how much life can change in a very short period of time!
So, I’ve been out and about on the internet. I keep thinking…okay people have calmed down, reality has set in. Well, golly gee whiz, was I wrong!
I’ve been having fun watching the Adam Lambert live stream twitters! Good God, almighty, when did insanity become the norm?
It’s like porn, I swear to God. I really don’t want to hear how wet your panties have become, I really don’t care to hear about how you are going to turn Adam straight, I don’t really want to hear your fantasies of what Adam and “un-named guy” do after a show.
Go. Listen To the Music. Enjoy The Show. Then leave, and go home to your life. Then try to figure out how you are going to pay for next week’s groceries, since you used that money to travel to see God.
I’m beginning to think that American Idol is the Devil’s Work.
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chill replied:
You are back!! I had to come check it out again. You know what’s weird, someone told me MFOYA posted and I came here, but I didn’t put two and two together. I thought I was at the “other” place. So today, I was deleting DMs and found that she said makingfunofyourassES was back. LOL So here I am again. Nice to see you!! We have missed you!
July 27, 2010 at 2:26 am. Permalink.
Henry8 replied:
Yea!! A voice for sanity. 🙂
July 27, 2010 at 2:55 am. Permalink.
rosie replied:
Well this is a nice surprise. Things are better in Taylorland, it’s the rest of the fans that are nuts. Adam has the most nuts, but then that is to be expected. There are some on the BB who have declared Casey James a saint and changed their Avi’s to worship him. So happy you are in a good place in your life. Keep blogging.
July 27, 2010 at 5:24 am. Permalink.
jerseyirish replied:
Welcome back!!!! You have been missed! The old saying “You can never go home” in this case not much has changed since you left, as noted in your post. Look forward to your voice of reason on many topics.
Chill, Never put that together either, thought it was the other place to, so glad is wasn’t!
JI
July 27, 2010 at 11:08 am. Permalink.
makingfunofyourasses replied:
Nice to see you all, and thanks for the welcome. Yes, Asses is back and ready to kick some 🙂
Here’s a good one I just found on the GlamFams Twitter:
adamsmadams R U F’n kidding me, came home 2 electricity being turned off, Arghhh, bastards want $300, Boy Adam is breaking my bank
Damn that electric company!!!!! Don’t they understand that Adam comes first! I mean, come on now, this is The RawkGawd we are talking about.
July 29, 2010 at 9:23 pm. Permalink.
jerseyirish replied:
hahaha!!! Does it ever stop? Wow, what folks make their priorities is amazing and for him, just don’t get all the excitement over Adam. He is talented but more flashy/shock show then getting down to business and performing.
Really glad your are back, always loved your posts and commenting!!!
JI
July 30, 2010 at 12:39 pm. Permalink.
makingfunofyourasses replied:
Isn’t twitter the greatest invention!
Some of my favorites from tonight, with my own translations:
SOOOOOOO BASICALLYYYYYY IM GONNAAA MAARRRYYY TOMMYT DKDJSBAHSBDHQJZNSX DKEBD DJSKZ X S SHSBSBSH
(Does Tommy know this? Guys don’t really like surprises you know)
OMG I JUST MET HIM OMG I TALKED TO HIM AND HE LOOKED INTO MY EYES JFC I’M GOING TO EXPLODE. HOLY FUCK.
(I’m going out on a limb here, but I think this person is talking about Adam. Or Jesus. Could go either way)
Even the ushers are gushing with joy!
(I know ushers. They just want you all to get the hell out so they can go have a beer. Trust me.)
Glambulge seemed rather prominent during SW of all times lol
(Um, ick.)
Is the shit inside a glowstick toxic? Got it all over my hands 😦
(Yes, it’s toxic. If you do not receive the antidote in 15 minutes, you will die. RIP )
OMG I JUST MET AND SHOOK HANDS WITH LEISHA HALEY. OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
(I have no idea who that is, but evidently it’s someone who deserves all caps)
Lady next to me taking creepy pictures of adam dad!
(Because the only person who should have creepy pictures taken of them is Lambert?)
Have a woman w what looks like alcohol poisoning next to us. Get front row tix to Adam, pass out during the first song.
(Maybe it’s not alcohol poisoning. Maybe one of his high notes broke a blood vessel in her brain. Call 9-1-1)
I JUST DROVE THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREET BECAUSE ADAM LAMBERT WAS AN INCH FROM ME.
(I’m sure the judge at your trial will totally understand, and let you off with a warning)
July 31, 2010 at 7:16 am. Permalink.
disillusioned replied:
Why the Adam bashing? I’ve heard SPers say all those crazy things and more about Taylor. Heard this blog was back, came to check it out, hoping for some decent honest Taylor discussion like it used to be. If all it’s gonna be is bashing on other performers, yawn.
and btw anyone who says Lambert isn’t about performing has obviously never heard the man sing live. Funny, we’ve defended Taylor with those same words, so why the hate? Don’t get it.
July 31, 2010 at 2:28 pm. Permalink.
jerseyirish replied:
And they talk about Taylor’s fans being over the top! Don’t read any tweets of his, guess it all can be quite amusing!
JI
July 31, 2010 at 6:01 pm. Permalink.
makingfunofyourasses replied:
Dear disillusioned:
Please, re-read my post and point out to me WHERE I bashed Adam Lambert?
I think maybe you’re being a little too sensitive?
August 1, 2010 at 5:29 am. Permalink.
chill replied:
There has been some really bad news in Taylor land. I’m not sure you’ve heard, but don’t want to break it to you here. Same e-mail?
August 2, 2010 at 1:59 am. Permalink.
makingfunofyourasses replied:
chill…email thebestending@yahoo.com, please.
August 2, 2010 at 2:26 am. Permalink.