My Laugh For The Day!

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July 17, 2008. Tags: , , , . Uncategorized. 22 comments.

I’ve Been A Bad, Bad Girl!

Trust me, I’m saving you all the trouble.  I got some long-ASS reply back from “youareallnuts” from my blog yesterday.  I’m sure it wanted me to post the whole thing, but I care too much for my readers and their time, to put them through the bother of reading it.

Let me summarize it for you in a condensed version.

Asses is stupid.  Youareallnuts is a genius.

Asses can’t read.  Youareallnuts uses multi-syllabic words.

Asses is a loser.  Youareallnuts is only reading a loser blog because it is bored.

Asses is in denial.  Youareallnuts is the voice of clarity.

Asses is lonely.   Youareallnuts has many friends.

Asses is obsessed.  Youareallnuts is focused.

See how much time and trouble I saved you all.  Oh, and I forgot, youareallnuts evidently is very powerful and can chew me up and spit me out if I cross it.

Funny, I’ve heard that kind of rhetoric before.  I bet if you think about it, you’ll remember too.

Gotta run.  I’m going fishing.  I heard there’s some great crap carp out there right now!

May 29, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 9 comments.

ASS-uming Facts Not In Evidence

Oh, they must be bored. They’re starting to write me again.

This is from someone called “youareallnuts”.  You know the drill…I’m the italics!.

“None of you idiots know Taylor.

(DUH!)

Yet you all claim to know what he would or would not do?

(Umm, actually, no I don’t)

Go read the posts here, you got Henry8 / Jeannie/ CBB etc knowing his every motivation and why.

(Actually, no they don’t)

How is that ANY different?

(See above)

You think those people are “overly invested?”

(No, I said they were great at multi-tasking)

You’re a bunch of grandma’s,

(WOW, I must have been some slutty 7 year old! And even if I was, what’s with the hating on grandmas? I love and respect my Grandmother. I would  be lucky to grow up to be the wonderful woman that she is.)

obsessed with his every move (

Yeah, right. Have you actually read my blog? Didn’t think so.)

, brutally attacking anyone with anything negative to say about “your man”

(My man? Okay, now you’ve done it. You made me laugh so hard, I just spit coffee all over my monitor. I’m going to have to bill you for that) .

You’re talking about yourselves here.

(Actually, no I’m not. I’m talking about you 🙂

At least those folks

(Those folks? Who are those folks? You mean the orphans? Even MFOYA doesn’t want to claim them!)

can accept the man has issues

(Ha Ha…doesn’t every man?)

and don’t blame everyone else for his crap career and bad press.

(I’d rather have his career than hawk corsets and bustiers to pimps and hos. Of course, that’s just my personal preference.)

Thanks for playing. Come back real soon, ya hear!

May 28, 2008. Tags: , , , . Uncategorized. 10 comments.

The Pervs Are Everywhere!

Is is National Vomit Week or something?

With my stomach still a bit queasy from yesterdays internet cruising, I was trying to be careful with what I exposed myself to today. Stay away from the fantardy places, avoid any threads/blogs that might venture into fantasy scenarios or sexual imagery. At least, that’s what I thought.

I didn’t expect that I was going to stumble across a blog that made me laugh out loud with it’s tard-iness. Written by none other than a MFOYA orphan!

Yes, a MFOYA orphan wrote a perv blog! You remember MFOYA folks, the ones who spent months criticizing and making fun of so many fans of Taylor Hicks for their behavior?

Here’s a few of my favorite lines:

“Is it too much to ask for Taylor to stop being photographed, for him to stop making fuck faces when he sings, for Taylor to stop just stop (well he’s kind of done that huh?) the eye fuck, the dreaded eye fuck.” (Grown women talk like this? Seriously? )

“It’s not easy working and perving I can attest to that.” (Thank God I wasn’t one of your customers that day. Ewww!)

“Then there is the desperate look on your children’s faces as they try to figure out what the hell is wrong with mommy….The mommy who sees a gorgeous pic of Taylorfuckinghicks and loses it.” (It’s okay, they’ll be on their own soon enough.)

“Now we’re the hot women, not the scary ones, believe me.” (Somehow, for some reason, I just don’t.)

Oh, Lord, the irony of it. I feel like I should be shaking my head in disbelief. But I can’t. I can’t stop laughing.

May 6, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 46 comments.

On A Scale of 1-10, I Give It A 2!

Somebody posted this in my comments. Since I have no desire to let this person have access to post at will here, there was no way I was going to approve it. But I will post it. They do say that imitation is a sincere form of flattery, don’t they? What seems to be missing from this “flattery” is a sense of humor!

I don’t even get the point…well, I get the trashing part, of course. But the “conspiracy” part? Uh, Oh! Maybe they cracked the goose code! LOL

Overheard this on a public street..

Person#1-Ever hear of that group of idiots that post on the CL Blog?

Person#2-I sure have. Didn’t they escape from some psych ward?

Person#3-Hmmmmmm, I could have sworn they were posting from one. All of them are total nutcases.

Person#4-You mean conspiracies don’t grow on trees and there’s no Easter bunny?

Person#5-Hate to tell you, but not only do those conspiracies they talk about only exist in the cob web filled mind of some freak who calls herself a celebrity, but she’s also somehow managed to find a group of fans that are just as pathetic as she is.

Person#6-Is that possible?

Person#7-Anythings possible, when you’re talking about Hicks fans.

Person#8-Who’s Taylor Hicks?

Person#9-I think that’s the name of an Elementary school.

Person#10-And the schools got fans? Hmmmmmm, very strange.

April 27, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. 20 comments.

Perfect Clarity!

Overheard in a secret chat room:

Abbott: Let’s see if we can figure out all of the hateful bloggers, shall we?

Costello: That’s what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who was first.

Costello: Do you know about the blogs?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You gonna tell me about the blogs?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: And you don’t know the bloggers names?

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then who was first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the blogger’s name.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The first blogger.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The stupid blogger…

Abbott: Who was first!

Costello: I’m asking YOU who was first.

Abbott: That’s the name.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That’s it.

Costello: That’s who?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Look, you know the first blogger?

Abbott: Certainly.

Costello: Who was blogging first?

Abbott: That’s right.

Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you get email from the first blogger, how does it sign it’s name?

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The first blogger.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: How does it sign…

Abbott: That’s how it signs it.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the first blogger’s name.

Abbott: No. What was the second.

Costello: I’m not asking you who was second.

Abbott: Who was first.

Costello: One blog at a time!

Abbott: Well, don’t change the bloggers around.

Costello: I’m not changing nobody!

Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.

Costello: I’m only asking you, who’s the first blogger?

Abbott: That’s right.

Costello: Ok.

Abbott: All right.

Costello: What’s the first blogger’s name?

Abbott: No. What is the second blogger.

Costello: I’m not asking you who was second.

Abbott: Who’s was first.

Costello: I don’t know.

Abbott: That’s the third blogger, we’re not talking about that.

Costello: Now how did we get the third blog?

Abbott: Why you mentioned it’s name.

Costello: If I mentioned the third blogger’s name, who did I say is blogging third?

Abbott: No. Who’s blogging first.

Costello: What’s the first?

Abbott: What’s the second.

Costello: I don’t know.

Abbott: That’s the third.

Costello: There I go, back to the third blogger again!

Costello: Would you just stay on the third blog and don’t go off it.

Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?

Costello: Now who’s writing the third blog?

Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on the third blog?

Costello: What am I putting on third.

Abbott: No. What is on second.

Costello: You don’t want who on second?

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: I don’t know.

Costello: Look, you got posters, right?

Abbott: Sure.

Costello: What’s one of their names?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I just thought I’d ask you.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell ya.

Costello: Then tell me who’s posting.

Abbott: Who’s blogging first.

Costello: Give me the biggest poster’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because!

Abbott: Oh, that’s the second biggest poster.

Costello: I don’t even know what I’m talking about!

April 23, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. 13 comments.

Mole Thing

With my apologies to the original artist.

I’ve been traveling all these years,
just barely getting by.
The net can be your friend
or the devil in disguise.

When the time gets boring,
those voices visit me.
Yet in soft, low tones,
they always say to me,
say to me,

“It ain’t no sane thing,
It ain’t no normal twang,
It’s their stupid refrain;
It’s a mole thang.”

Where the one mole fights the other mole,
where they trash and bash and harm,
no matter how long they may roam,
this song still takes us home,
To the home.

Now we’ll tell you about these times,
when the nuts come out to play,
and mfoya leaves it’s number…
it’s funny, it always says:

“It ain’t no sane thing,
It ain’t no normal twang,
It’s their stupid refrain;
It’s a mole thang.”

“Well, the stupidity continues to fly,
as the shitpile keeps getting higher.
They’re sending their stupidity over cable wire.
These days getting lonelier by the mile…by the mile.”

It ain’t no sane thing,
It ain’t no normal twang,
It’s their stupid refrain;
It’s a mole thang.

Anybody want to play Whack-A-Mole?

mole

April 21, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. 31 comments.

Ass-eops Fables

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Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la

April 14, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 6 comments.

Lessons Learned

Thurston?
Columbine?
Red Lake?

Any of these names ring a bell?

As I watch the flurry of activity on MFOYA, for some reason my mind wanders to these events in our recent history.

I don’t mean to imply that these things are the same, in any way. These were horrible tragedies, along with too many similar occurrences nationwide. What’s happening in MFOYAWorld is just a battle of who gets to make the last bitchy strike against the other. But still, I keep thinking of these schools and their sad legacy.

Maybe because it’s because this behavior reminds me of high school. Maybe because behind the words all I can see is pure hatred. Maybe because it seems that these people will go to extreme lengths to prove their point, leaving carnage in their wake.

Innocent people, children, being hurt? Oh, well. Shit happens, doesn’t it?

Somewhere in my head, I hear the voices of children saying “but, SHE started it!”

I tried using that excuse with my mother once. It was not a smart move.

I learned my lesson very quickly. I wish others had.

April 10, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 21 comments.

Deja Vu….Again!

It’s back!

I knew it. I predicted it. I should have put money on it in Vegas. I could have made a fortune.

I read it’s crap, and then I read it again.

So, there’s a “new” MFOYA? Bullshit. It’s the same old MFOYA. It’s just taken it to a whole new level.

It’s the same group. The same modus operandi. The same ole shit.

They’re just taking it to a new ugly place.

It’s not spur of the moment. It’s been planned for awhile. Look at the dates.

Look at the comments included in the blog. This little group has been together, they’ve not disbanded. They just went underground for a little while.

It’s time to make another prediction. It’s not going to stop and it’s going to get ugly.

Unless people are willing to stand up and say enough, nothing good will come of this.

April 9, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 8 comments.

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