Larry King Has Better Things To Do
I knew they’d be back. There’s no way that they can stay away. New blogs popping up and the same old shit being repeated over and over again.
Why is it I can’t get this song out of my head?
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you
Salvation Is Mine!
To all the Daughtry fans who have sent me messages:
Hallelujah!!! I’ve seen the light! I have dropped to my knees and confessed my sins. I’ve been blinded by the devil, swayed by the evilness of the one sent to corrupt my soul. Thank God that I’ve been saved in time. No longer will I spend my days listening to the one who lures me in with false words and sweet melodies. No longer will I dwell in the House of Soul-Less-Ness. Instead, I supplicate myself at His feet. I will pray at the altar of The Bald One, who is the one and only true prophet. I will submit myself fully to the mission of spreading the word to all those who still do not believe. Heathens beware. You must repent now, or you will be doomed to eternal damnation!
Hee Hee! Just kidding.
Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged
With apologies ahead of time to those I may offend….
Holy Fuck!!!
Just when I thought I had seen it all, the mother of all Daughtry Hicks fans decided to send me a lovely post. Actually, the message was not intended for me, I was being “used” as a conduit to pass the message along to someone else. Sorry, shinebright, there’s not a chance in hell of that happening.
I have printed every post that people have sent me, but I do have a line and you, my sweet little angel, have crossed it.
Though I will not print it, I will summarize it for my readers. Basically, shinebright, who evidently has delusional thoughts that she/he/it is God’s judge here on earth, has decided that a certain poster here has committed more “sins” than the entire population of the United States Prison system, and is doomed to eternal damnation unless they repent. Of course, she/he/it says all this in a post littered with profanity, name calling and threats. To make it even more interesting, this post is sent on the eve of Easter Sunday!
Let’s make something clear! I REALLY doubt that God/Jesus/Buddha/Jehovah gives a flying fig about your stupid fan war. I think he’s pretty busy dealing with some of the other shit that is currently happening on earth. I also doubt that anyone who spews the crap that was sent in this post has any right to be calling anyone else out on their “sins”.
So I have a suggestion. Why don’t you take your holy threats and your self-righteous attitude and keep it on the Daughtry crazy ass boards? I bet you’re just a ray of sunshine there!
Putting On My Hip Boots To Wade Through The Mail Bag
Ahhhh look, one half of the psycho sisters called us a freak. As if your opinion means anything! Why don’t you wonder on back to your conspiracy filled fantasy world and start working on your next boring novel that no one will want to read!
daughtryarehot
So just because we make a few posts during the day means that We don’t have a life? Sorry, but that doesn’t even make sense. How come you don’t ask the psycho sisters that spend their time writing conspiracy novels and posting them all over internet that question! Wait a minute, they do have a life…the one they’ve created in ther own sick minds!
And if you think you’re going to get more Daughtry fans posting here, then think again. They know what the SP are like and there’s no way they want to come here and talk to you about anything! The SP started this, then they act innocent and lie about everything. That’s the way it’s always been, but we’re not backing down. Got that?
daughtryarehot
Blondbabe, the only “repetitious stupidity” that was on TOSP was what you and your psycho sister put there! I’m sure the majority of posters there were glad to see you KICKED off the boards, and stop denying it because you didn’t just decide to stop posting! You really do live in your own world of lies you create, now don’t you?? One day you need to just face reality! You’re no better than the person in the padded room next to you, and you sure aren’t a celebrity! And as for me “returning to TOSP and everyone knows it”, I find that really funny because whoever “everyone” is, they forgot to tell me that I was back posting there! You’re such an Idiot! You think you know everything but you have no idea what you’re talking about!
Now this I find really funny…
” I agree with those that poke fun and have an opinion but not the bashers.”
You know that the only OPINION that you want anyone to have is the one that agrees with your deluded fairytales, and that’s all they are! Do you think that Clive Davis cares enough about a no-talent wedding singer like Taylor Hicks to pay radio stations not to play his music?? NO! The Radio stations didn’t play him because his music SUCKS! Do you think Taylor Hicks counted every CD of his that was sold??? NO! Soundscan keeps track of his sales, you Idiot!
As for your statement about “true fans”, why don’t you think again! You’re the most pathetic excuse for a fan that I have ever seen. His “true” fans are people like shinebrite, Feline and those other TOSP posters that are Realistic and don’t buy into the conspiracy crap you throw out everywhere you go!
daughtryarehot
mtngirl, Who cares if I spelled the freakin word wrong! You obviously knew what I meant, now didn’t you?
As for your “epiphany”, why don’t you keep it to yourself next time. It’s your fanbse that starts things and then acts sooo innocent, and now you want us to back down? Sorry, but we don’t do that!
daughtryarehot
I know you won’t miss this but just in case, thought I’d post it here. Have fun. 😉
Big Bitch – the only thing you’ve been busy doing is stalking Chris fans and making up lies to try to support your conspiracy theories, which no one believes but you and your psycho sister. Soundscan gets the reports you idiot, we talked about this on TOSP, remember tayme? Taylor doesn’t know how many CDs he’s sold, and he certainly didn’t count them himself. Hell, I doubt Taylor could even count that high. LOL
Daughtry, Bon Jovi & Springsteen suck? hahahahaha THAT is hilarious coming from a Taylor fan. Taylor is a failure and that’s all he’ll EVER be.
The only thing you have proven is just what a delusional bitch you really are. Thanks for proving our point, we love to see your meltdowns, keep them coming. 😉
daughtryarehot
BlondeBabe, the only place you’re a celebrity is in your own mind! There is no way you’ll ever see me call a pathetic joke like you a celebrity. You got that?? Also, don’t you ever tell me what to do. You got that too? Now that that’s out of the way, let’s move on to your post full of Lies!
First off, sorry to break this to you but intellegent is NOT the word that comes to mind when reading your posts! Everytime I see one and think that you couldn’t get any stupider, you go and prove me wrong, just like you have now! You don’t even know what a big JOKE you are!
Second, this soundscan theory of your is just unreal! You actually think that Taylor Hicks counted every CD he sold?? What an IDIOT! He was asked that out of the blue at a interview and do you really think he wanted to tell the REAL amount that he sold?? He was trying to make himself look like less of a failure, but sorry, it didn’t work! Also, these “many stores” you’re referring to do report to Soundscan, and I’ve shown you proof of that, but YOU ignored it, just like you ignore every REAL fact that gets shown to you! All you want to believe is the delusional fairy tale that you created in your own sick mind! And as for Taylor selling “so many thousands” since the interveiw, that’s another LIE! He’s been selling less than 100 copies of his CD for quite some time and you better be glad that they round the number up or his sales would have been a lot less than they are now! Are you capable of comprehending that? I’m not even sure why I’m asking because I know you’re not! You seriously need to check yourself in to your local psych ward and get the help you need!
As for you thinking that Daughtry, Bon Jovi and Springstein suck, well all I do is consider the source and know that your opinion means NOTHING! They’ve got millioms of fans and they wouldn’t want a psycho like you in their fanbase! It’s a real joke to see the fan of a mall singer like Taylor Hicks saying that legendary rock bands suck. All that shows that your taste in music is what SUCKS! Also, Chris is NOT 5′6”, that was ELLIOTT that is, so are you making fun of his height??? I thought you idiots were fans of his!
Also, you’re so full of CRAP! You know you were just kicked off TOSP because they got sick of your delusionasl theories being posted everyday, and your “I know more than anyone even though I’m an Idiot” attitude!
Last of all, I have no idea what you’re talking about, so you obviously dont know who you’re talking to, now do you?? Does the number 44 sound familar?? Or let’s just say I’m a big fan of Bon Jovi. You got it now?? I knew you weren’t capable of figuring it out for yourself!
daughtryarehot
BB has yet another meltdown – YAY – so when are the men in white coats going to take you away?
BB = Big Bitch and yea that would be you.
Daughtrydaze
LMAO! Have you ever heard of “living in the NOW” mfoyasucks?? Why do you IDIOTS think we care that Taylor Hicks won on a reality show almost two years ago! Why don’t you throw away your 2006 caladar and stop living in the PAST! We have NOTHING to pissed about, but the real truth is that you and your frinds are so JEALOUS of Daughtry’s SUCCESS that you can’t handle it!
Missy/Jeanni, STOP lying! You know your psycho sister was just recently kicked off a TH fansite and who knows how many others have gotten rid of her!
Also, you’re such cowards for not allowing anyone else to post here, but don’t worry, you’re the ones that are making yourself look like even bigger Idiots with everything you post!
daughtryarehot
LMAO4 AKA PH115 (the stalker)aka Paartay.
First of all, I don’t have to tell you anything about why we were on TOSP but I will say this… You and your group of stalkers are the ones that disrupted their board, NOT US! You didn’t come there because you’re a fan of Taylor, you came there to stalk me, just like you stalk others on the AI boards. You’re the biggest hypocrite! On the AI boards, YOU all follow us around into every thread about Daughtry, rock music or anywhere else we go, just so you bash Daughtry and try and make it sound like they’re not really a success. YOU and your Idiot friends spent weeks voting against them for the AMA awards, and pretending to be fans of everyone that was up against them, and don’t you even try to lie about it! YOU spent over 8 months posting on a Daughtry Splash article everyday, bashing Chris, Daughtry and us and searching for every negative thing you could fiind on the internet about them, just so you could post it there. The only reason YOU stopped is because I called you out, and you’re still to STUPID to know how I figured out that it was you. We could care less what happened on a reality show almost two years ago, but the REAL TRUTH is that you idiots are so jealous of Daughtry’s success that you can ‘t handle it! Those original replies were from a blog you made where you were talking about us. It had nothing to do with us being jealous of your mall singer, but what it’s about is you over there talking crap about us, and incase you haven’t figured it out, we don’t back down, so if you can’t handle what you get back, then just keep your freakin mouth shut!
daughtryarehot
The innocent act is getting old, everyone knows what delusional liars you are anyway. You couldn’t stand us being on a TOSP, it bothered you so much, it’s laughable. No big bad Chrolls on a SP site. LOL
Scary. Boo! Bwahahaha!
You stalking bitches and your “Chroll Patrol”, (shall we post the list?) came to cause trouble with us. You couldn’t do and now you’re pissed and talk shit about TOSP. Just like you talked shit about MFOYA, and now kiss their ass. You’re nothing but a bunch of two faced bitches. Taylor should be proud.
Daughtrydaze
henry8 aka Hairyback aka Tay_What, It’s so funny how you just gave yourself away! I’m not even going to bother reading your crap becauuse all YOU Idiots do is say the same things over and over and over and then accuse us of doing it! Your innocents acts are so PATHETIC! You act like you’ve never done anything but you know that’s a big LIE! YOU and your psycho friends have posted on every article about Daughtry you could find, AND let’s not forget your Chroll Patrol Bashing site, where YOU were one of the biggest posters! And do I have to remind you of how you stole pictures from a Daughtry fans myspace of their kids and posted them on Splash, just so you could ridicule them?? You Idiots are the ones who have proven over and over just what LOW LIFES you really are!
daughtryarehot
Xanax, anyone?
Wanna Talk?
First of all, to those of you who are currently on a campaign to fill my mail box with your posts, I have a few questions. Do you have jobs? If you do, are they jobs where you actually have to do something to earn that salary? Do you have families? Do you actually spend time with them? How about friends? It’s Friday, are you going out tonight? Just wondering.
I’ll post some of the new letters tomorrow. Now, however, I’d like to issue a challenge. I know there are extreme personalities in any group of people, whether it be music fans, sports fans or any other situation. I also know that in these same groups are people who are more “moderate” in their passions. Those who can talk in a reasonable fashion. (NOT IN ALL CAPS WITH LOTS OF !!!!!!) People who can resort to mature, rational discussion without reverting to name calling and threats.
I would love to talk to a Daughtry (Did I use the correct name) fan about this “war” that seems to be popping up everywhere I look. I see myself as a moderate fan. I don’t “thud”, I don’t belong to a gazillion Taylor boards (actually, his HQ board is the only one I do belong to), and I don’t think that he’s the second coming of Christ. I like his music, I’ve been to one concert that occurred in my home town so no travel was involved, and I wish him success in his career. I don’t care who he’s dating or not dating. I don’t care what he ate for dinner last night or what his favorite color is.
I don’t care for Daughtry’s music. It’s just not my personal taste. Does that mean I hate him? No. Does it mean I hope that he fails in his career? No. Does it mean that I think he’s a “loser”. No. (I will admit that the tattoo he got seemed to me to be a little over the top, but then again, I’m not a fan of tattoos, either.)
Do all Daughtry fans feel the same way as those who have recently been writing to me? I’d really like to know.
Want To Kick My Ass? Take A Number!
Wooie! Seems like I’ve kicked up a firestorm. Here I was, complaining about how sad it was that I didn’t get mail, and I come home to find some special deliveries waiting for me.
Those of you who may be regular visitors to my blog know that I do not censor posts. I don’t just allow comments from those who agree with me. We’re all different, we all see things in various ways. The reason I even started this blog was because I felt that I wasn’t being allowed to express my opinion anywhere else.
However, today’s missives have raised a question in my mind. If someone does not enjoy a particular musician, why do they go to that person’s fan sites? Why do they insist that comparisons need to be made, that since one musician fits better with their musical taste, that automatically makes the other one, to quote one of today’s letters, a “loser”.
So, if I think that Queen was the best rock and roll band ever, that means that the Beatles, the Stones, U2, Green Day and every other group in history automatically are giant losers that should be banished to the Rock and Roll Hall of Losers?
The only real rule I’ve ever tried to establish is that posters don’t use words or phrases that are inciteful. However, as evidenced by the activity that has taken place in my spam folder today, I’m not going to give everyone free reign to start “The Great American Idol War”, because it’s pretty much the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. If you want to send me a letter, no problem, I’ll post it. But for now, I’m gonna keep my filter on.
Oh, yeah, one more thing. You really need to cut down on your use of the Cap Locks Key. It’s going to wear out pretty soon.
Today’s Mail:
Disclaimer: The owner of this blog is not responsible for any injuries or illnesses caused by reading of these letters. Proceed at your own risk.
You think you’re so funny, but go ahead and make fun of what I said all you want because you know what? It will NEVER change the facts! Just go ahead and live in your fantasy world where delusional freaks like Blondebabe and and Missy are the norm, and we (Daughtry fans, you Idiot!) will be enjoying their success! And btw, Daughtry is the name of the band, just like Bon Jovi is the name of a band, therefore it is plural. Are you capable of comprehending that?? I think you all need to take your meds and get back into the nice white jackets that the men in coats left for you. I’m sure you’ll feel much better once you do.
DaughtryAreHOT!
poor chill – couldn’t come up with your own response so you had to recruit some help? so unoriginal. you are ALL a bunch of delusional idiots who drink way too much koolaide, you really should cut back on the stuff. your conspiracy theories are the most idiotic of all. yea clive paid millions to make taylor a failure. hahahahahaha
news flash – TAYLOR SUCKS so Clive dropped his ass!
now take your hairy twats back to the insane asylum you broke out of before you have another meltdown.
daughtrydaze
LMAO! Have you ever heard of “living in the NOW” mfoyasucks?? Why do you IDIOTS think we care that Taylor Hicks won on a reality show almost two years ago! Why don’t you throw away your 2006 caladar and stop living in the PAST! We have NOTHING to pissed about, but the real truth is that you and your frinds are so JEALOUS of Daughtry’s SUCCESS that you can’t handle it!
Missy/Jeanni, STOP lying! You know your psycho sister was just recently kicked off a TH fansite and who knows how many others have gotten rid of her!
Also, you’re such cowards for not allowing anyone else to post here, but don’t worry, you’re the ones that are making yourself look like even bigger Idiots with everything you post!
daughtryarehot
BB has yet another meltdown – YAY – so when are the men in white coats going to take you away?
BB = Big Bitch and yea that would be you.
Daughtrydaze
BlondeBabe, the only place you’re a celebrity is in your own mind! There is no way you’ll ever see me call a pathetic joke like you a celebrity. You got that?? Also, don’t you ever tell me what to do. You got that too? Now that that’s out of the way, let’s move on to your post full of Lies!
First off, sorry to break this to you but intellegent is NOT the word that comes to mind when reading your posts! Everytime I see one and think that you couldn’t get any stupider, you go and prove me wrong, just like you have now! You don’t even know what a big JOKE you are!
Second, this soundscan theory of your is just unreal! You actually think that Taylor Hicks counted every CD he sold?? What an IDIOT! He was asked that out of the blue at a interview and do you really think he wanted to tell the REAL amount that he sold?? He was trying to make himself look like less of a failure, but sorry, it didn’t work! Also, these “many stores” you’re referring to do report to Soundscan, and I’ve shown you proof of that, but YOU ignored it, just like you ignore every REAL fact that gets shown to you! All you want to believe is the delusional fairy tale that you created in your own sick mind! And as for Taylor selling “so many thousands” since the interveiw, that’s another LIE! He’s been selling less than 100 copies of his CD for quite some time and you better be glad that they round the number up or his sales would have been a lot less than they are now! Are you capable of comprehending that? I’m not even sure why I’m asking because I know you’re not! You seriously need to check yourself in to your local psych ward and get the help you need!
As for you thinking that Daughtry, Bon Jovi and Springstein suck, well all I do is consider the source and know that your opinion means NOTHING! They’ve got millioms of fans and they wouldn’t want a psycho like you in their fanbase! It’s a real joke to see the fan of a mall singer like Taylor Hicks saying that legendary rock bands suck. All that shows that your taste in music is what SUCKS! Also, Chris is NOT 5′6”, that was ELLIOTT that is, so are you making fun of his height??? I thought you idiots were fans of his!
Also, you’re so full of CRAP! You know you were just kicked off TOSP because they got sick of your delusionasl theories being posted everyday, and your “I know more than anyone even though I’m an Idiot” attitude!
Last of all, I have no idea what you’re talking about, so you obviously dont know who you’re talking to, now do you?? Does the number 44 sound familar?? Or let’s just say I’m a big fan of Bon Jovi. You got it now?? I knew you weren’t capable of figuring it out for yourself!
daughtryarehot
It’s War, Baby!
Most people who know me, know that I love to get mail. Sadly, I haven’t been getting any. But my friend, chill, took pity on me and sent me some of hers. I was so excited that I wanted to share it with others.
I do believe that everyone has a right to have their opinion heard. Well, that includes me too, so I took the liberty of posting my response in italics.
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since I know you and your new found delusional friends (prozac anyone?) are all a bunch of a cowards that are too afriad to confront us on the website that last post is from (A giant gold star is awarded to anyone who can make sense out of this sentence), I’ll just respond to you right here. (Yippee!)
First off, (off your meds, you mean?) you need to stop your innocent act (Are those harps I hear?) because it’s not working at all. (Damn!)
Second, you might as well stop (In the Name of Love) the lies because no one but your fellow psycho’s (I hope I’m included in this group. I’ve always wanted to be in a group) are going to buy them. You know that the crap you’re accusing us of is exactly what you’ve done, so let’s set the record straight right here! (Ahem, pay attention, everyone!)
The Site that you made was called the ****, and it was made for the sole purpose of planning your attacks on US (Okay, I’m confused here. Is she talking about America? Are we terrorists? Should I call Homeland Security?), and you know it was. You just don’t like the fact that we discovered it (Eureka) and exposed you for what you really are, and that’s anything but innocent. (redundant!) You even had a thread on it called the **** which you used to try and taunt us and get us to join up, and now you want to act like I stalked you and tried to join your “music site”?? What a LIAR! (Ooooh, capital letters. This person means business!) I tried to join it when you and your fellow Idiot (I love how this word is capitalized) friends invited us to come have it out with you, but of course you were too much of a coward to approve the membership.
Also, You (Capitals again? Is this because you’re a deity?) are sitting there talking about us threatening you, when you know that your friends threatened to show up to my Daughtry concert, (It was all for you? Wow, you’re really, really special, in a short bus kind of way ) and don’t you deny it or else I will go get the posts from the Daughtry Splash article. (Is there only one? I thought as FAMOUS AND FABULOUS as he was, there’d be thousands) It’s disgusting the way you try and make yourself and your psycho (Perhaps you might like to find an on-line thesarus to help you learn some synonyms) friends look like the “victims” when you know that’s a LIE! (There’s those darn capitalizations again) Also, you said that I posted a list of names from your bashing website and a few of them listed the hometowns, YET (oopsie) you and your friends have been posting my name and where I’m from every where you could find to do it for over a year, and yet now I’m the one that’s endangering people? And before you go accusing us of posting on every Taylor site, let me set the record straight. There is only ONE and you know which one it is, and btw, you didn’t corner me and make me say who I was. I did it so that you Idiots (Maybe Idiots is a code word for Gods?) wouldn’t have the chance to, and I could care less that people know it was me. (You know you care. Come on, go ahead, admit it. You’ll feel better, I promise)
Also, NO ONE threatened your animals! (Paging PETA) That has got to be the STUPIDEST thing I have ever heard! (Actually, no it’s not. This email is.)
And you know that every article that’s been posted about Daughtry or Chris (Who’s Chris? Isn’t he Daughtry? Is there more than one Chris? I’m soooo confused) has been filled with hateful comments from you and your friends and if anyone wants proof of that (No, thank you, I’m pretty busy right now as it is), then I’ll be more than happy to give it to them! (I said No, thank you!) So what I’m telling you is this..Your innocent crap (It’s okay, we’re adults. You can say the word shit if you really want to) is just NOT (Sigh) working, so you might as well just stop because no one believes your lies!
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BB, the reason you get kicked off sites is because is because everyone is sick of your conspiracy CRAP! (Heavenly shit?) Why don’t you face the facts for once in your delusional life! No one wants to read the fictional novels (Hey, wait a minute, I’m the one with the fictional novels. I resent your giving credit to others.) you keep making up as an excuse for why Taylor didn’t outsell Daughtry. Just face the facts..in the Real World (Is that MTV’s Real World?), Daughtry are (Okay, so there’s more than one of him. Was he cloned. That’s scary) the success story of season 5 and it has nothing to do with Clive (Drooling old man), payola , and all the other CRAP (Come on, say shit. You know you want to!) you talk about in your long, boring posts! Also, Taylor SOLD 701,000 copies of his CD. You got that? ( Yes, I got that. In fact, I think he should tattoo that across his back, don’t you?)
Also, Daughtry’s tour was a huge success, and if you and your psycho sister think that Bon Jovi are has-beens then you’re crazier than even I thought.. I hate to tell you this, but has-beens do NOT sell out stadiums around the world, and have millions of fans. (Spice Girls, anyone?)
Whoever LMAO is, BB and missy, you all belong togehter, so have a nice little delusional life (That’s so nice. Wishing others well. You really are a good person, aren’t you) , making up lies about everyone. We’ll (Are you speaking about the voices in your head, or are there real people too?) just be here laughing at you all!
Okay, My head hurts. I need to go lie down.
If This Is The Real World, I Want To Get Off!
I’ve been sick the last couple days, so I did what most people do when they’re not feeling well. I curled up on my couch, with my kleenex box, my Nyquil and my remote. I don’t usually watch much TV, especially in the evening. I tivo a few shows that I’m addicted to so that I can watch them when I have time. I usually have a few shows stored up to watch, but with the strike and all, there wasn’t really anything to catch up on. So, I started surfing the channels, looking for something to pass the time. Luckily for me (or maybe I should say unluckily), some of the channels were having marathons of their more popular reality shows. Wow, did I get an education!
I started with a show called “Rock Of Love”. Holy shit, where do I begin. Bret Michaels (yeah, I had to google his name) looks like pretty much any other guy one can find if one goes to the motorcycle bars that line the edge of town. Is that bandana always on his head? Is it’s purpose to hide his bald spot and hold his extensions on? Does he really think any of these women would give him the time of day in real life if his name was Donald and he worked in a garage?
The women themselves were quite interesting. Now I’m not a prude, far from it. But I do have my standards. In fact, if I was on this show (this is just a hypothesis, because there’s not enough tequila in the world that would make me lose my mind enough to sign up) I would wear a full body condom. With a gas mask. The house must have to be scrubbed down with disenfectant at least twice a day to even attempt to control the diseases that must be circulating through the air.
Moving on….Flavor of Love. Just think “Rock Of Love”, but substitute Donald the garage guy with a short, skinny, middle aged black man with a silver grill, wearing a big-ass clock around his neck and a crown on his head. Maybe his real charm just doesn’t come across on television. However, I know that if I brought him home to meet my family, they’d lock me up in the crazy home.
Again, the ladies (I really, really wanted to use another word, but I censored myself) are climbing over each other to get this guy’s attention. They don’t have real names on this, but they use nicknames given to them by Prince Charming. I mean, what girl doesn’t want to be called “Thing One” or “Thing Two”? I would recommend any female going on this show to forgo the weave, because it will probably just be ripped out by one of the others. And I definitely would go with the fake fingernails filed to a point. It might come in handy if you have to defend yourself.
Click…one last try. “The Real Housewives of Orange County”. They’re housewives, they’re married, they have children. Can’t be too bad, right? Let’s just say that none of these women are in the running for Mother of the Year! Whoever said money can’t buy happiness sure had that right. These women not only air all of their dirty laundry on television, they have no problem airing their children’s too. If I was one of their children, I would change my name and move. To Canada. No, they probably show re-runs there.
I’m not stupid. I know that “reality” television isn’t real. I know that it’s scripted, and edited and packaged to be exactly what the producers want. That most, if not all, the participants are people who want a career in show business, who want to be famous. I also know that 99% of them will never be more than a blip on our television screen. I just wonder how these people are going to feel, say 50 years from now, when they tell their grand-kids that they once were famous for kissing some guy who just finished sticking his tongue down 15 other girl’s throats?
I finally turned to AMC and watched an old movie. After I took a shower. With very strong soap. Just in case.
Keep The Change!
32 cents. Doesn’t seem like much money nowadays, does it? Okay, well multipy that amount by 130,000,000. If you have to use your calculator, go ahead.
That’s 42 million dollars, people! That’s how much the federal government is spending to tell you that you’re going to get a rebate on your taxes! Now mind you, that’s not what they’re spending to send the rebate to you. No, it’s just to tell you that you’re going to get one! It’s going to cost even more than that amount in May, when they actually send the checks!
What could the government do with that 42 million dollars, if they didn’t spend it on this little endeavour?
I’m so tempted to send them a check for $.32 to cover the cost of my letter. The only problem is, the way the government works, they would probably spend 2 dollars just to process the check.
It Starts With Words
Ah, the internet. What a wonderous invention. A place that you can go, where nobody knows you, where you are free to be yourself. Where you can let your hair down and say what’s really in your heart.
Unfortunately, it seems that for many people, there seems to be a great deal of hatred and/or fear buried deep down inside them, just looking for a way to come out.
I thought of this while perusing the American Idol forum today. I was bored, and decided wasting some time there would be good for a laugh or two. Remind me never to trust my instincts again.
A few examples of what I found:
maybe gay bashing sometimes might just be justifiable
this kid plays for the pink team
men dont flaunt like that in public
Can you say drag queen?
These posts were made about Danny Noriega. For those who don’t watch the show, Danny is an 18 year old young man who auditioned for Idol and made the Top 24.
Now, I don’t post these quotes to talk about Danny’s sexual orientation. Don’t really care, it’s none of my business. (hmmm, where have I said that before?)
However, a few thoughts popped into my head as I was reading these comments. Would the same anonymous posters have the cajones to make racial comments about any of the minority contestants? If a contestant had a physical handicap, would that be fair game?
Homophobia is alive and well not only on the American Idol forum, but all over the United States. This same hatred of those we consider “different” has brought us slavery, native american genocide and many other shining moments in our history. Makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?
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