Trick Or Treat!

Halloween will soon be here.  Need ideas for a costume this year?

How about going as your favorite Idol contestant?   Idol performers are not just known for their musical talent.  The most memorable are known for their hairstyle!  Just pop on one of these wigs and you’ll stand out in a crowd.

First, you’ll need your Idol Number:

Then pop on one of these “American Idol” wigs, and let the fun begin!  See if you can guess who these Idols are:

Happy Halloween!!!


October 28, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. 400 comments.

The Crazy List…Legitimate Excuses for Being Nuts.

Your baby’s daddy ran off with your mama and they’re getting married because she’s pregnant with your sister.

You just got a letter from the IRS. They claim you owe them $2.45 in back taxes and $1,476,345.95 in penalties.

You just received your 1,000th robocall from the Republican Party.

Your neighbor’s son started a garage band…in their garage.

You have to call the customer service department of a major corporation. The last time you called, you spent 20 minutes talking to “John” in India. 15 minutes of that time was spent trying to get John to spell your name.

Accordion/Bagpipe Music is piped into your office. Enough said.

The Jerry Springer show called. They’d like you to come be on the show for a “surprise”.

You have messages from the Law Office of Schitt & Schitt asking you to return their call.

Thank you to YASM for this topic idea. Please feel free to add your own excuses.

October 22, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 134 comments.

I Can See It Now!

Coming soon to a strip mall near you.

Announcing the grand opening of Schitt & Schitt law offices. Unlike any other law firm, we specialize in American Idol lawsuits.

Has somone been disparaging your Idol? Did they say that Clay was gay? Did they post that Daughtry had no talent? Did they blog that Taylor was a loser?

These actions could mean big money for you! For a small retainer, our firm is ready to take on these naysayers.

Stop all that internet gossip about your favorite idol! Call us at 1-800-YOU-STFU today!

October 17, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 175 comments.


October 15, 2008. Tags: . Uncategorized. 54 comments.


Planning a trip to Nice? Asses Travel Guide is here to help! Since I’ve heard that they speak another language over there, I’m here to provide a few key phrases for you to learn before your trip. Practice these every day, and people will think you’re a native.

Patrouille d’Âme

Soul Patrol



où est mcdonalds

where is mcdonalds

Ayez-vous vu un homme à cheveux gris

Have you seen a grey haired man?

Mais l’Officier, je suis vraiment son chanteur de renfort. Je dois entrer dans le studio tout de suite.

But Officer, I really am his backup singer. I need to get into that studio right away.

Oh mon Dieu. J’ai passé tout cela l’argent et je n’ai pas même fini le voir.

Oh my god. I spent all this money and I didn’t even get to see him.

Pourquoi Jerry Lewis ?

Why Jerry Lewis?

Bon Voyage!

October 12, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. 21 comments.

Color Me Confused

It has been so so long since I gave him a second thought…

I said he wasn’t recording right now. Never said he has never recorded in fact he did some before Grease.

he’s not in the studio right now and the climate isn’t changing. Not at all. A news article is a news article. Hope it works out for him. But remember I’m not the one who has been waiting for a new CD or a tour.

You truly must believe that I “hate” Taylor. Couldn’t be further from the truth. I’m glad he’s supposedly gonna get that CD out early next year.

. I hope it works out for him and he does some damn fine music, but I’m gonna believe it when and if I see it.

I mean look at the extreme lengths he went to to cover up last years “scandal”

No one is bashing Taylor. We are stating our opinions.

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe the sun went to my head. It’s hard to believe that the same person makes these statements.

Reminds me of this:

October 9, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. 314 comments.

Did You Miss Me?

Well, it doesn’t look too bad in here.

There does seem to be quite a few empty tequila bottles strewn around.

I don’t suppose anybody wants to explain to me why there’s toilet paper hanging from the rafters and the toilets are filled with confetti?

Tappanga, I brought you back your snow globe. In fact, I brought back one for each of you!

As soon as I get settled back in, I’ll have to do a little board surfing and catch up!

October 7, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. 19 comments.